1. ...wear them house slippers into the grocery store!
2. ...come to the club 7 months pregnant!
3. ...dig waaaaaayyyy up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!
4. ...get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!
5. ...give me a pager number when I just gave you my home number!
6. ...bring them kids into the Laundromat with no shoes on and you all fresh, rolled up smelling like DKNY!
7. ...think that when I said "Do you want something" from the concession stand, I meant popcorn, candy, extra butter, AND nachos!!!
8. ...get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did and that nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!
9. ...put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra small tank top!
10. ...stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we could see you use it! I know you couldn't hear nobody!
11. ...come to the set with nothing and then got mad when they ran out of drinks!
12. ...wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!
13. ...take $75 worth of food stamps out of your $750 Gucci bag!
14. ...buy that Range Rover and still asking your momma to help you with the rent!
15. ...use my good shoe to kill a roach in your house!